Your Pedicurist is Cheating You Out of that which is Rightfully Yours

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Notice something in common? (Besides the obvious. Don't get cute, now.) These are the first ten results on Google Images when you search "pedicure"--minus two, because those results are two of the very few pedicure images that don't have...drum roll, please...flowers.
The majority of the results include flowers or petals: they're resting on the feet, snuggling up to the sides of the feet, in the soaking water, or completely filling a huge bucket for the feet to de-odorize in (I'm not sure if I saw an image quite like that, but scroll long enough and you will find something identical to that description). Maybe 'cause "feet" and "flowers" both start with F? Which, by the way, is called alliteration, my friends.
So if your pedicurist isn't rubbing your feet with roses, tickling them with tulips, or decorating them with daisies--and sending you home with a huge, aromatic bouquet--then demand your money back, 'cause flowers are clearly a requirement for pedis (though apparently not for manis).
And if you're not assaulting your feet with flowers when you do a home manicure...well, what's wrong with you?!


Resources (other than image sources):
https://www.google.com/search?q=pedicure&rlz=1CASMAE_enUS568US568&espv=2&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ssFNU-PXJ5CdyATDsYGACw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1366&bih=633#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=IiqHdwg3F0i7IM%253A%3Bi1-GSsoQ50QhQM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.brideeveryday.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2013%252F08%252F19.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.brideeveryday.com%252Fhow-to-do-home-pedicure%3B3744%3B3744